Bob's Ton of Posts!

[302BOB]

Lousy day out today..........Lite rain, chilly.........me and the Boss are staying in today for sure.........The weekend is looking like the days to cherish.........Park Ave...here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[302BOB]

Stepson just came by to take his lime green Camaro away........I'm going to miss that car being outside as strange as that may seem........but I got an orange Boss in the garage to fill the void!.............Giddy up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[302BOB]

Hon didn't make anything for did din today...........that's OK.......I got some Bob Evans garlic mashed potatoes and Hillshire all beef Kabasi to zap later....I'll be eatin good in the neighborhood, for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......don't forget that clausen pickle.......

 

[302BOB]

Just a question.......ZZ Top's drummer is Frank Beard........How come He don't have one?????????????????????????....I know....I know...............sit in the corner for a while....I know...........

 

[302BOB]

My Wells Fargo Visa bill finally showed up yesterday, 5 days later than normal....how come they don't get charged a late fee????????????............I know....go back to my corner...........

 

[302BOB]

Signing off soon....4:37 AM.....Me and Tob are the only ones holding down the fort and I hear snoring coming from somewhere..........I'm sure a new batch of TMO'ers will wake up soon

 

[302BOB]

I found out that snoring source........nobody tell Hon.......where's my damn earplugs..............

 

[TMSBOSS]

Liverwurst. My story.
I love a good liverwurst sandwich, but…..
One day I was grading Jumpmaster students flying a C-130. Both back doors were open and I stood in back with an emergency chute and clipboard. The fumes from the engines would gather in the back. Between flights I had lunch. Yep, a nice Liverwurst sandwich and some pistachios from a vending machine on the airfield. We went back up for our second flight of the day.
As one can imagine, jet fuel amd Liverwurst just didn’t seem to go together. Who knew?? After about 15 students, second lift, I started to feel sick. I move to the door, remove the student and attempt to deposit my lunch over Washington state. Attempted because the wind had different plans. What went out came back to place of origin. The second coming of liver, I had a better plan. Door open, I put my face outside the training edge of the door. Away she went, success. All this time the students and my fellow instructors thought I was crazy and likely trying to jump, until they saw me come back in. A few laughed, fun crowd. I took a break, and let PO Brown grade a few, then finished up the last few students.
And yes, even after several turns around them DZ and the flight back to McCord, evidence of the event were still on the outside of the aircraft……and me.
Not sure if I have had a Liverwurst sandwich since then.

 

[Bill Pemberton]

I imagine none of the students hesitated jumping after that ----------they wanted to get out of that plane as fast as possible!

 

[302BOB]

Let's be honest here TMS...........the same thing might have happened if you were full of baloney...............

 

[302BOB]

Everybody keeps telling me..."don't quit your day job" and when I tell them I'm retired, they yell for me to find another job not to quit.............where's Rodney when you need him??????????

 

[302BOB]

Lousy Saturday..........lite rain this morning.barely 60 today......drying out now...might even see a glimpse of sun before the afternoon says goodbye....No Park Ave today..I doubt if they even showed up on a day like today..........Tomorrow sun and fun in the Boss with tomatoes and corn....Butter and sugar...I only get the silver queen once in a great while...........

 

[302BOB]

One last thought before I log off...........I just want to say it's a privilege to be among all you boys...you racers, you cruisers, you old geezers like me who need a shot of RPM's once in a while........We are all here for a reason...Thank God for our toys and the reason we have them.........................back to regular programming.........GIDDY UP.................

 

[TMSBOSS]

Let's be honest here TMS...........the same thing might have happened if you were full of baloney...............

If????? Lol

 

[302BOB]

TMS....LOL right back at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Man I'm sure we could hammer some "stuff" back if we ever got together. us and that Bill P. fellow....just a thought that I savor................Mad H...you're too far away....have one on me..

 

[302BOB]

This IS the real deal.......This ain't no joke...............

 

[302BOB]

Taking care of business is His name...........He don't take no prisoners...................I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I'll leave it at that!!!!!!!!!!!....Trust me..............Trust Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[302BOB]

I wasn't gonna say anything about this sad day for me but grief has a way of taking over things....33 yrs ago my first wife died in front of me on the couch in our living room....I called 911 and EMT's revived her body but not her soul...........RIP Angel Susie Mae...............

 

[302BOB]

Death never comes easy.....I buried my Youngest brother and my Wife in the same year..............that was a BAD year...................................

 

[302BOB]

I'm signin off....Hon may be callin..............you never know till you find out...................................................................